Monday, May 12, 2003

Facts are not meant to be denied

1. Men do not understand women as much as they claim to be.
2. Women do not understand men at all.
3. Friends are meant to be criticized at.
4. The people who shares your sorrows are your friends. The people who shares your wealth are your girlfriend/wife.
5. Religion do make people kill one another.
6. There is still no time machine in 2003.
7. You cannot make a person smarter by cloning him.
8. Time is the hardest thing to manage in life, follow by money.
9. You will do silly things just to make someone you love happy.
10. Humans do not live in underwater yet.
11. The number one quote in any office is “I want to quit..”
12. Great things don’t come many but having many things makes you great!
13. When young, you’ll get most of the things you want by crying.
14. Women are as dirty minded as men.
15. Coke is more gassy than Pepsi.
16. It is easier to write a complain letter than a compliment one.
17. Mixing yellow & green gives you blue.
18. People go to work because they have to, not because they want to.
19. There is no monster under the bed.
20. When you are famous, everything you say is a quote. When you are not, everything you say is rubbish.
21. Even if there’s a cure for AIDS, there won’t be one for stupidity.
22. Life without sex is miserable, especially when you had tried before.
23. When a women comment another women as “ok looking” she actually mean “she’s god damn ugly!”
24. When a man say another man as “handsome”, he will usually feel like beating him up.
25. When a women loses her man to another women, she will properly end up slapping her & calling her slut.
26. When a man loses her woman to another man, he will properly end up courting his sister for revenge.
27. Admit it, shitting is one of the best way of releasing stress.
28. Money, without spend it, is merely a piece of colorful paper.
29. When a ugly person is famous, you’ll say she’s talented. When a beautiful person is famous, you’ll properly say she got laid on her way up.
30. The world most powerful business women is Carly Fiorina of Hewlett Packard.
31. It is easier to give up than to give in during an argument.
32. Believe is a very powerful word that can work wonders.

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